I have perfect kneecaps. I'm not bragging, but it's true. My adopted puffin, c64251, was cheated on by his partner. I haven't heard from him in months. My dog is reminiscent of the Neverending Story dog. I drink screwdrivers for the vitamin C. I have seen the jaguar shark.

The Cure, the Smiths, Joy Division, Ride, Jesus & Mary Chain, Willie Nelson, Morrissey, New Order, the Cars, Johnny Cash, Bright Eyes, Cat Stevens, Donovan, Centro-matic, the Faint, Depeche Mode, Calla, Smashing Pumpkins, Vivaldi, Bach, Mozart, Hank Williams Sr., John Coltrane, Elf Power

I like a lot of movies.

And I like a lot of books.